Join The Sex Police
Oceania is looking for a few good ...ah... persons
-- by: Huxwell
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... Lonely? Stupid? Looking for Adventure? ...
Join the Sex Police!
Act Out Your Sadistic Fantasies! *
Be All That You Can Be! **
Proudly Wear Your Stripes and Stars! ***
* All fantasies are subject to the rules, regulations, and command structure of The Service.
Note that fantasies may be recorded and distributed by management for propaganda purposes.
** "Be All That You Can Be" ™ is limited by the moral and mental capacity of each employee.
The Service is an equal opportunity employer, without discrimination.
(see Earth Charter, section 12)
*** "Stripes and Stars" ™ pictured are unit-specific, and may not be available to every employee.